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DO get kinky beforehand. If the two of you have never done anything remotely like this, do not expect the proposition to go over well during a casual night of pad thai. Look for moments that are somewhat more intimate. Take the time to experiment. What you are really doing is creating a safe haven in which to be adventurous. “Get your girlfriend to watch porn with you,” advises Scott Jaster, a former bartender at Ten’s World Class Cabaret. People in long-term relationships often use pornography to spice up what could be otherwise routine sex lives. And what girl wouldn’t leave her house to see a favorite celeb in the buff? “A lot of porn stars travel the country doing strip clubs,” says Jaster. “It might be fun to say ‘Hey, let’s go see Tera Patrick.’”
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DO emphasize coolness. From prom queen to softball champ, from ice goddess to shot girl, we gals all want one thing: for you to think we’re cool. Women envy the easy camaraderie of men, and long from time to time to be “one of the guys.” If you play your cards right, this can lead right to the strip club. How cool was the girlfriend who surprised her guy with Knicks tickets? Well, she’s almost as cool as the girlfriend who giggled through her lap dance. She is the girl who is willing not just to explore your fantasies, but to have fun while doing it. And that, in a word, is cool.
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DO tell her the girls are too skinny. When casually mentioning the topless bars of your past over the dinner you prepared for her (in short, “buttering her up”), let it slip that the girls were just a little thin for your taste. Nine times out of ten, this is a good call. There are exceptions, but if she is a normal, healthy woman, who feels that society sets an unreachably high standard for beauty and who appreciates Beyonce’s ass, then this is a good move. You are telling her that regardless of whatever is jiggling or bouncing on stage—or NOT jiggling and bouncing thanks to luck, cocaine and a decent plastic surgeon—you still find her sexy and consider her to be your ideal.
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