Did I See Your Girlfriend at a Strip Club?…or how she might stop worrying and learn to love the pole...
A decade ago, trying to convince your girlfriend to join you at a strip club was as pleasant as self-amputation. The ongoing modern sexual revolution has shattered many a taboo in the realm of erotic expression; escaping the days when Lucy and Desi slept in separate beds, women are now taking striptease aerobic classes to release their hidden exhibitionism.
Today, you might see your lady willfully slipping singles into a G-String with her teeth. This writer can attest to a certain fascination women have with strippers. ‘She takes off her clothes for money,’ we think to ourselves. ‘I wish I had the freedom/confidence/moral ambiguity to do that.’
Of course, this mindset varies throughout the female population. So if you’re having trouble tapping into your girl’s adventurous side, you still might be able to convince her to join you at a skin bin.
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DO play it cool. Refer to going to strip clubs as a thing you did before you met her, something you had fun doing, but only did occasionally. Mention a friend who goes way too often, and find something derogatory to say about him and that habit. Once you have established common ground about that friend, ask her if she’s ever been to a strip club herself. If she has, then you’ve hit the jackpot; half the work has been done for you. If she reacts with shock and disgust, don’t despair. It is an acceptable human condition to be both repelled and fascinated at the same time.
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