Halloween 2008 - 7 Simple, Last Minute Costume Ideas

So you waited until the last minute to buy your Halloween costume. So did we. But thankfully, there`s still enough time to order a costume online or wait 3 hours at your local costume shop. No thanks.

Or, you can be like us and put together a cheap costume with junk you probably already have. Here`s a few ideas to get you on your way:

 

70s Porn Star (or Tom Selleck)

What You Need: Paisley shirt, man-fro, syphilis, and a (fake?) mustache

 

McLovin

What You Need: Nerd glasses, fake ID from Hawaii

 

Mr. Dick In A Box

What You Need: Espirit jacket from the 90s, sunglasses, a penis, a box

 

Arte Johnson

What You Need: A tree, and a Nazi helmet (ask your parents for theirs)

 

The Corpse of Amy Winehouse

What You Need: Beehive wig, skull mask, substance abuse problem, bad accent

 

Joe the Plumber

What You Need: Gillette Fusion razor, $250,000

 

The Luckiest Man In The World

What You Need: A tee-shirt that reads “I`m not very funny, but I`m plowing Scarlett Johansson. And I was on that TV show about a pizza place.”