Nothing says, “Thanks for not telling mom about that time you had to bail me out of jail” like fat, juicy steak. Of course this isn’t just steak – it’s USDA High Prime beef, the absolute best those fine Midwesterners can make. Aged for six weeks, this is the beefiest most succulent piece of cow you’ll ever taste.
For dads who travel frequently or just hate waiting in the security line at the airport, think about footing the bill for a Clear Card. This TSA registered ID lets you take a separate line at any one of the registered airports including Orlando, New York, Indianapolis, and San Jose to name a few. New locations are being added all the time so get your dad on the ground floor with the rest of the power brokers.
If dad loves to golf, think about getting his clubs a tune up. Scotty Cameron’s shop will repaint the lines on a putter, monogram the grip, and otherwise pimp dad’s putter or club of your choice. This way, he’ll have no excuses when you school him on the fairway.
Okay, we’re only half serious with this one, but it doesn’t have to go in the master bath. What man doesn’t want a urinal, that clever invention we designed so that we’d never have to put the seat down again? Of course, this might suit the single dads out there more since you could have hell to pay with mom on this one.
Scotch would be traditional, but it costs a fortune and doesn’t show much effort. Instead, try a bottle of vintage port. Rich, strong, and easier to drink than anything at the 80-proof level, you can keep the bottle for about two weeks after opening without worrying about spoilage.
BONUS: If you were born in 1970, 1977, 1980, or 1983 you’re in luck – these were among the best vintages of the century. Show dad at least something from your birth year has matured to greatness. Warre’s, Croft, Sandeman, Dow, Graham’s and
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